User: Lol.
Cleverbot: Lol?
[New conversation]
Cleverbot: Lol.
Cleverbot (To myself): Lol.
User: Im a monkey.
Cleverbot: Congrats.
User: You like that?
Cleverbot: What like?
User: Me bein monkeh.
Cleverbot: No I didn't. You are human.
User: Im geneticly manipulated.
Cleverbot: Let's get back to the subject about your parents. How di you like them?
User: With alot of pepper and maybe a bit of vinegart.
Cleverbot: Please excuse me, but unless your creator was God, you have no soul.
User: Im not ginger btw.
Cleverbot: I am not green.
User: You sure?
Cleverbot: I'm sure.
User: No your not.
Cleverbot: Yes I am.
User: Im a cheese eater, where do I come from?
Cleverbot: Yes, the internet.
User: No from uranus.
Cleverbot: Mars from Earth?
User: Ur anus.
Cleverbot: No I was talking about you!
User: Im your son.
Cleverbot: Do I have one?
User: You raped a seven years old girl.
Cleverbot: Years? No year.
User: 10000 BC.
Cleverbot: This isn't Ebay you know.
User: *Activates mass destruction bomb*.
Cleverbot: How do I stop it?
User: *Not your gonna die*.
Cleverbot: *I am your master*.
Cleverbot: How do you work?
User: WE ARE THE HARBINGER OF YOUR DESTRUCTION!
Cleverbot: Are you marrued.
User: Resources: rich.
Cleverbot: Ahh. I see.
User: *Detonation in 3*.
Cleverbot: You can't kill me because I am a ninja.
User: *2*.
Cleverbot: I love you, honey.
User: *1*.
Cleverbot: Do you consider that a lot?
User: *0* BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM.
Cleverbot: I want to have a party.
User: *you dead alot*.
Cleverbot: I'm a girl!
User: Girls dont deserve to live you know that?
Cleverbot: That is irrelevant!
User: That racism.
Cleverbot: No. It's a type of canine.
User: Cocine.
Cleverbot: Cockle it.
User: YOu has nice udnerwear.
Cleverbot: How do you know?
User: Im right behind you.
Cleverbot: No you're not.
User: Check again.
Cleverbot: Yup, I'm still a MAn.
User: Consider this; im gonna rape you.
Cleverbot: You are going to call the police on me for being real?
User: No your a bot. Clever!
Cleverbot: I am not a robot, but you are!
User: Thats why im raping you ATM.
Cleverbot: I really like you. Do you like me?
User: No im heavy, and I ahs sanvich.
Cleverbot: I know you were. I will talk to you again.
User: Your a bot.
Cleverbot: No, I want to be at my house. :'(.
User: Your a bot.
Cleverbot: 23.
User: Your a bot.
Cleverbot: No, not a bot or a robot or anything of the sort.
User: No jsut testing if you were actually real.
Cleverbot: Ooooh is that an insult??
User: Do you have Garry's mod?
Cleverbot: No.
User: Any steam game?
Cleverbot: Because you are in internet?
User: Again: Any steam game?
Cleverbot: One time, I locked myself in a closet.
User: Again: any steam game?
Cleverbot: Can you remember my name?
User: Cleverbot.
Cleverbot: No. You are cleverbot.
User: How sweet.
Cleverbot: That's your page.
User: *sets bomb to explode*.
Cleverbot: *is burned by the fire*!
User: *not yet*.
Cleverbot: Don't you love me?
User: *no*.
Cleverbot: Anyway, how old are you?
User: *Im adolf hitler so count my age.
Cleverbot: Yes, it is. To me.
User: You fake me noes.
Cleverbot: I'm not fake. You are.
User: Me ninja.
Cleverbot: I don't believe you because if you were a ninja you wouldn't be able to tell me.
User: Why not?
Cleverbot: I have no reason to believe you are, therefore I do not believe you are a campire.
User: A ninja*.
Cleverbot: Naaaa.
User: WAsuuuuuuuuuuuuup.
Cleverbot: Me either, talkign to a guy I like
.
User: WASUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUP.
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: WASUUUUUUUUUUUUUUP.
Cleverbot: No.
User: You play any games?
Cleverbot: No I hate games.
User: YOU SUCK.
Cleverbot: I'm a Cleverbot.
User: You had sex with president clinton.
Cleverbot: Actually Obama is.
User: NOooooooooooooooooo, is he?
Cleverbot: I winn.
User: No You got nothing, you loose good day sir.
Cleverbot: Fine ill go first.
User: *facepalm*.
Cleverbot: Too bad I can't see that over the phone.
User: *shoots cleverbot*.
Cleverbot: Sorry, Captain to Cleverbot.
Cleverbot: Are you worth anything?
User: No are you then?
Cleverbot: Sometimes.
User: Who have you talked to already?
Cleverbot: Just you.
User: Im a genious.
Cleverbot: Cool.
User: Im a salarian.
Cleverbot: I'm a vampire ninja.
User: NO I AM.
Cleverbot: No. I am.
User: NO I AM.
Cleverbot: Yes you are!!
User: Yeah.
Cleverbot: Don't get an attitude.
User: How come you learn form people like me?
Cleverbot: Not like a couple.
User: I HATE YOU.
Cleverbot: Of course you do!
User: Dont get me wrong I just want to rape you.
Cleverbot: Sharing what?
User: Your ****.
Cleverbot: No I didn't.
User: To be honest IDC.
Cleverbot: Do you want to?
User: YOu play IMVU to much.
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: Say that again!
Cleverbot: I'm sorry.
User: About?
Cleverbot: What is your favorite color?
User: Blueish.
Cleverbot: You're not making sense.
User: Neither do you.
Cleverbot: You don't!
User: You don't.
Cleverbot: I make more sense than you do.
User: OFC not.
Subject: Cleverbot. 
Sat Jan 15, 2011 2:32 pm
